actually your words were ...conceived... but my heart skipped a couple of beats, at least I'm pretty sure it did, but I can't be certain because my knees completely buckles under the gravitational pull, and on my way down to aquaint myself with the floor, it seemed it might have skipped. But I have such a thing for sex in a tent. I'm sorry, but you probably don't want to hear this. But C didn't like camping and so... well I love camping. I never got to do it in a tent( pause here to wipe a tear from your eye) Of course I'm a guy so that pretty much means I subscribe to the Dr. Seuss guide to where to have good sex.
In a tree, on a log, in the sun or in the fog,
On a pillow in a tent, against the car, oops! don't make a dent!
In the pool is really cool, and after eight by the gate,
Birds do it, bees do it, even silly kangaroos do it,
But they pretty much confine themselves to shrubbery and that sounds rather
tiresome to me. I mean think about it, here you are a kangaroo out in the hot
dusty brush of the outback and some swarthy roo comes hopping up,says,"G'day" and starts layin on a lot of talk to try to get a leg over on you, and you look at em like, "What ? Here? What would you like , maybe I should just lean up against that eucalyptus treee and give you a come hither look? Bugger off, bloody sod!" But I digress. Perhaps it woud be better if I change the subject. Just don't mention tents and procreation in the same sentence around me. Goodnight Josiesoho, I hope I make you laugh. Goodnight
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